I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You were trust falling into bushes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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