I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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