I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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