is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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