I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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