Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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