If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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