I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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