It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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