I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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