so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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