At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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