I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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