He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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