Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You coming home soon, man?
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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