they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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