Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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