just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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