porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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