There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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