There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
false alarm, still single
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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