I just made out with a guy for $7.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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