My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
