i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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