You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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