The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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