Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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