he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just forgot I was standing up.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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