YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
being pregnant is like rehab
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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