Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success

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(310): View more from California

So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(949): View more from California

dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat

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(520): View more from Arizona

Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.

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(478): View more from Georgia

She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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(310): View more from California

Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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(352): View more from Florida

He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.

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(727): View more from Florida

He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not

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