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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together

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• (347): View more from New York

  These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.

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• (707): View more from California

  please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.

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• (559): View more from California

  She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.

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  Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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