I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack