Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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