ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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