Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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