I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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