just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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