yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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