he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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