weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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