Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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