so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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