im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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