Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just come out here and I will go home with you...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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