some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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