Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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