Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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