Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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