I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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