I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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