Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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