I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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