I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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