16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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