If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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