Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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