genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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