Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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